clannyphantom:

lets stop calling middle aged people that are sexist and racist “traditional”

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

tipslip:

if you ever are going to reblog someone’s selfie and don’t know what tags you should add here’s some:

  • Beanbags are great. So are you.
  • You’re as pretty as a pretty giraffe.
  • I would steal your pictures and start a fake account to impress people online.
  • You’re so fun and cute I bet you sweat glitter.
  • You’re cooler than a flying squirrel.

vaporware-femme:

rosebays:

HELLO HERE IS A CHROME EXTENSION THAT COMPLETELY REMOVES MUSIC PLAYERS OR STOP THEM FROM AUTOPLAYING

hey i know i have a lot of ASD friends for whom autoplay is a really awful thing so here is a really nice option, stay safe friends

poundingthejaeger:

I got a pocket

got a pocket full of

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

bluedogdown:

he’s younger than bumblebee so no one takes him seriously

russia-desu-chan:

Parent: You know, I didn’t have a cell phone or a computer when I was your age!

Me:
 image

retronova:

truly a classic.

bellsket:

"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"

shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall

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