lets stop calling middle aged people that are sexist and racist “traditional”
honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
if you ever are going to reblog someone’s selfie and don’t know what tags you should add here’s some:
- Beanbags are great. So are you.
- You’re as pretty as a pretty giraffe.
- I would steal your pictures and start a fake account to impress people online.
- You’re so fun and cute I bet you sweat glitter.
- You’re cooler than a flying squirrel.
hey i know i have a lot of ASD friends for whom autoplay is a really awful thing so here is a really nice option, stay safe friends
I got a pocket
got a pocket full of
he’s younger than bumblebee so no one takes him seriously
Parent: You know, I didn’t have a cell phone or a computer when I was your age!
truly a classic.
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall